Shark Injury 1.33

Executive Summary:

Download the PDF: sharkinjury.pdf
Version 1.32: sharking32.pdf
Text: sharkinjury.txt

Todd Perry has shipped SharkInjury under the MIT License, and the purpose of this website is track SI in the world of media and publishing, in addition to asserting a mapping from version numbers to the text in various formats, because...there's a plain text version, a PDF version, a mirror at, and maybe a few other versions out there that I, Todd, don't even know about, at this writing.

SharkInjury 1.01 launched around 5:50 am EST on April 4, 2017. Version 1.32 was launched on April 24, 2017, and version 1.33 was added on October 30, 2018. The changes that occured between version 1 and version 32 were significant, but the change between version 32 and 33 was not.

An early version of Suzy's Memoir 1.0 was distributed via the website on July 14, 2017 and then taken offline a couple months later. Suzy's Memoir is Todd's version of the satire that's outlined in Part 2 of SharkInjury.

On July 15, 2018, Tsuzy LLC began distributing a document at that includes the first two chapters and an outline of Suzy's Memoir 2.0, in order to democratize access to the content at

Todd, via Tsuzy LLC, launched from Key West during a trip he took there between Monday, Feb. 25 and Thursday, Feb 28, 2019.

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