Shark Injury 1.33

Download the PDF: sharkinjury.pdf
Version 1.32: siv32.pdf
Plain text: sharkinjury.txt

Todd Perry has shipped SharkInjury under the MIT License.

The purpose of this website is to assert a mapping from version numbers to the text in various formats. There is a plain text version and a PDF version, as well as a mirror at

SharkInjury 1.01 launched around 5:50 am EST on April 4, 2017. Version 1.32 was launched on April 24, 2017, and version 1.33 was added on October 30, 2018. The changes that occured between version 1 and version 32 were significant, but the change between version 32 and 33 was not.

An early version of Suzy's Memoir 1.0 was distributed via the website on July 14, 2017 and then taken offline a couple months later. Suzy's Memoir is Todd's version of the satire that's outlined in Part 2 of SharkInjury.

On July 15, 2018, Tsuzy LLC began distributing a document at that includes the first two chapters and an outline of Suzy's Memoir 2.0, in order to democratize access to the content at

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